Ok, so this may not be funny….more really odd. So, this past weekend was HOMECOMING…and after a great football game and a decent nap, I went downtown to meet some of the med school folk. Jon Haffner, MD, calls me up and directs me to Quinton’s…which was the only about a 20 minutes wait to get it (and Shiloh’s was maddness). Luckly, we moved to Teller’s, where there was not wait and it wasn’t 100 degrees. Having a good time when a group of girls walk in. I would describe these females as “artsy” folk…some by there dress, but more that you wouldn’t expect to see them at quater draw night at Harpo’s. Anyways (the description is bad), after looking in there direction, cause they’re women, one of them, a wee indian type, comes up to me and asks…more threatens “are you stareing at something????” I answer with a meger “no,” cause I have no clue what the hell is going on. Sure, I was sizing them up, but I wasn’t taking measurements or anything. The girls move to a back corner, and after a bit, I think I figured out why I was accused. Among the women is a 40 year old dude that is not doing a good job of hiding the change in apperance. I figure that’s what’s going down, that little miss inquisitor is “protecting” her friend from the evil frat boy looking dude (me). After confering with Morgan, who knows these folk, I was absolved of all wrong doing….Finally, I was innocent…for once. That doesn’t happen to often.

Also, an elderly women, who I believe was the mother of one of the bartenders, collapsed. Some say it was a heart attack, while Dr. Jon says it was a “vaso-vagal” thingy….I say it was “orthostatic hypostensive episode.” What I do know is that EMS was there in about 3 minutes…now that’s good response time. But, I think that I may have to drink more at Teller’s. This type of stuff doesn’t happen to me at other bars (well, I dance with random chicks at the Vu, but that happens to everyone…)

Also, I’m on facebook…..woooooo

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