When you go on a float trip in Southern Missouri, and you only see one topless girl, are you suppose to be dissapointed???

When the Cubs don’t win by, say, six runs every game, but still win, why do people complain???

Where in the world of the Grad student does it say taht you have to work 12 hours on a Monday…isn’t that againts the rules or the geneva convention, or something???

I really don’t want to move…not that I really like it here anymore, but I own to much stuff (ok, Jason owns to much stuff)

Sloppy Joe’s are tasty

Dana Sedai was enchanted by a feller on E…that can’t be a good sign…

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