The Ramblings of Austgen

Oh nelly….here we go. Time to talk about what we as men need, yet what is to us a disease most foul…girls. Now, I don’t claim to be an expert on the ways and means of the female gender. Sure, I know how they work, biologically and such, but the great mystery, the great question, is how they think…more over, what they think about you. It’s a difficult thing to examine, and I am most likly way off the mark…but hey, almost counts in a lot of things, like hand gernades. Horseshoes too…but I digress….

In fact, I punking out…I really am not going to talk about this now. Must gather my thoughts, and my hamstrings are really hurting. But, I did go 1-2, reached on an error, scored a run, and got my average to 300…not to bad. Plus, no errors, so that is good for me. Yea for city league softball…also, my CUBBIES and the birds this weekend…good times, good beer, and good beer….PEACE!!

I forget to add this before, so I’m doing it now…when reading my random thoughts and more random ramblings, it is important to remember that I am going into neurophysiology. Thusly, if you see a misspelled word, or a slight gramatical error…let it slide. I planned on fixing this problem by marrying a english grad student, but as you may be able to tell, that didn’t go really according to plan…women…now that would be a good column. Long, but good, I would think.